‘The Jewish Case Against Barack Obama’

Posted on November 2, 2008. Filed under: 13007398, 13007573, 13008310, 13010288, 2008 Candidates, 2008 Elections, America is In Dager, Arabs, Arabs/Moslems, Are you kiding me?, Are You Ready for CHANGE?!?!, Barack Hussein Obama, Ben Shapiro, Betray, Betrayer, Biden, candidates, Change, Christianity, Election 2008, Elections, Elections 2008, Flag-Burner Presidential Candidate, Flip-Flop, flipflop, How Much CHANGE can WE handle?!?!, How Much CHANGE can YOU forget-about?!?!, How Much CHANGE do YOU Crave?!?!, Interesting, Islam, Israel, Isral is in Danger, John, John McCain, Masked TRUTH, McCain, Middle-East, Middleeast, Moslems, Obama, Obama acts like a Flip-Flopper, Obama is a Flip-Flopper, Obama is a Flip/Flopper, Obama is a Liar, Obama is Flip-Flops, Political, Political views, Presidential Elections, Presidential Elections 2008, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Rev. Wright, Serious trouble, Seriously Dude!, Switching sides, Syndicated, Syndicated Column, Syndicated Columnists, Tell Me the TRUTH about Obama, The Truth, The TRUTH they mask, Treason, True, Truth, We CRAVE Change, We NEED Change, What?, Wow!, Wright | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D


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This is an urgent message, I received from one of my friends about Barack HUSSEIN Obama:


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JEWS, WAKE UP!!!!


MUST WATCH! Β PLEASE SEND THIS EMAIL Β ASAP (NO

TIME TO WAIT!) TO EVERY JEW YOU KNOW OR DON’T πŸ™‚


Subject:
Barak Obama On Israel



This is a very well organized clip on where both Obama and his administration stand on Israel.

It is not a “hatched job”,Β just well researched facts.


Any Jew who is considering voting for Obama needs to watch this first.

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=193353

And if you forward it to your friends who are NOT blind,

I’m sure they will one day, wake-up and than you!!!!



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*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***



By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah.



*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***


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Happy Jewish New Year of 5769 – K’siva Vechasima Tova

Posted on September 28, 2008. Filed under: 2008 Candidates, 5769, Animated fun, Biden, candidates, Clean humor, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, cute, Dude, Election, Election 2008, Fun, Funny, G'zunt, Happiness, happy 5769, happy New Year, Hatzlacha, Humor, Interesting, Jewish New Year, Jewish traditions, John, John McCain, Jokes, K'siva, K'tiva, McCain, Nachas, New year, New Year 5769, Obama, Palin, Parnasa, Parnassa, Peace, Rosh, Rosh Hashana, Rosh Hashanah, Shana, Shana Tova, sweet, Tova, True, Truth | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D

I’d like to wish you all, β€œa Happy Jewish New Year of 5769 – K’siva Vechasima Tova Leshana Tova Umesuka”

Listen & Watch!

I thought I was a man of many words, BUT i was going-over some of the messages sent to me by my other friends and/or family members, i thought to myself: β€œWhy plagiarize when I can send some funny YouTube videos your way that seem to be NOT only Kosher but also, a little cute!”

Rosh Hashana Rap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjlnTh26lyk&feature=related

All the candidates get-together to wish you a happy Rosh-Hashana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJhSKW9n13s&feature=related

Children singing for Rosh-Hashana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUezP9Eu4m0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QK2c3c0PQ

ok, OK, Ok! I know!!!!

Oddly!

You did NOT (?!?!?) like them!

So, I’ll just say (while plagiarizing from ONLY some of the clichΓ©s other people sent me):

β€œMay you & your loved ones be inscribed and sealed – K’siva Vechasima Tova – in the book of life, Leshana Tova Umesuka (for a Good, Happy & Sweet Year)”

AND: β€œNo matter what we did or said to each-other, it’s time to forgive & forget, even-if some of us are hardcore Obama freaks who can NOT see the truth”

AND: β€œBrachos of HaGaFeN (Hatzlacha – Success, G’zunt – Health, Parnassa –Abundant livelihood and Nachas – Joy to enjoy it all) in new upcoming year!!!!”

And last, but NOT the least: β€œI wish you, all the best from the bottom of my heart!”

Because, I want to say of all of the above, BUT, I think, other people just say it more eloquently!

In case you need to find a Synagogue near to attend the Rosh-Hashana services, please go to the following website:


http://www.chabad.org/holidays/jewishnewyear/calendar_events.htm

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*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***

By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah.

*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***


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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?!?!?!

Posted on July 23, 2008. Filed under: Jokes | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me . . .

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now, to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road . . .

ANDERSON COOPER – CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although, I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C% …….. reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I INVENTED the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss ONE?

DICK CHENEY:
Where’s my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

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*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***

By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah.

*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***
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