Happy Jewish New Year of 5769 – K’siva Vechasima Tova

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BS”D

I’d like to wish you all, “a Happy Jewish New Year of 5769 – K’siva Vechasima Tova Leshana Tova Umesuka”

Listen & Watch!

I thought I was a man of many words, BUT i was going-over some of the messages sent to me by my other friends and/or family members, i thought to myself: “Why plagiarize when I can send some funny YouTube videos your way that seem to be NOT only Kosher but also, a little cute!”

Rosh Hashana Rap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjlnTh26lyk&feature=related

All the candidates get-together to wish you a happy Rosh-Hashana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJhSKW9n13s&feature=related

Children singing for Rosh-Hashana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUezP9Eu4m0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QK2c3c0PQ

ok, OK, Ok! I know!!!!

Oddly!

You did NOT (?!?!?) like them!

So, I’ll just say (while plagiarizing from ONLY some of the clichés other people sent me):

“May you & your loved ones be inscribed and sealed – K’siva Vechasima Tova – in the book of life, Leshana Tova Umesuka (for a Good, Happy & Sweet Year)”

AND: “No matter what we did or said to each-other, it’s time to forgive & forget, even-if some of us are hardcore Obama freaks who can NOT see the truth”

AND: “Brachos of HaGaFeN (Hatzlacha – Success, G’zunt – Health, Parnassa –Abundant livelihood and Nachas – Joy to enjoy it all) in new upcoming year!!!!”

And last, but NOT the least: “I wish you, all the best from the bottom of my heart!”

Because, I want to say of all of the above, BUT, I think, other people just say it more eloquently!

In case you need to find a Synagogue near to attend the Rosh-Hashana services, please go to the following website:


http://www.chabad.org/holidays/jewishnewyear/calendar_events.htm

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*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***

By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah.

*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***


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Will Obama be good for our finances?!?!?!

Posted on August 4, 2008. Filed under: Advice, Are You Ready for CHANGE?!?!, Cash In Your Pocket!, Election 2008, How Much CHANGE can YOU forget-about?!?!, How Much CHANGE do YOU Crave?!?!, Interesting, Money Saving Tips, Political, Presidential Elections, Presidential Elections 2008, Save Some Dough, Save Your Dough!, True, Truth | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D


INTERESTING DATA, JUST RECEIVED ON TAXES:

Spread the word…..


This is something you should be aware of, so you don’t get blind-sided.

This is really going to catch a lot of families off guard.

It should make you worry, irrespective of your politics

PROPOSED CHANGES in taxes AFTER 2008 General Elections!!!

A comparison of both candidates!!!

CAPITAL GAINS TAX:


McCAIN


0% on home sales up to $500,000 per home (couples) McCain does not propose any change in existing home sales income tax.

OBAMA


28%
on profit from ALL home sales

How does this affect you?

If you sell your home and make a profit, you will pay 28% of your gain on taxes.

If you are heading toward retirement and would like to down-size your home or move into a retirement community, 28% of the money you make from your home will go to taxes. This proposal will adversely affect the elderly who are counting on the income from their homes as part of their retirement income.

DIVIDEND TAX:


McCAIN 15% (no change)


OBAMA 39.6%

How will this affect you?

If you have any money invested in stock market, IRA, mutual funds, college funds, life insurance, retirement accounts, or anything that pays or reinvests dividends, you will now be paying nearly 40% of the money earned on taxes IFObama becomes president.

The experts predict that ‘higher tax rates on dividends and capital gains would crash the stock market yet do absolutely nothing to cut the deficit.

INCOME TAX:


McCAIN (no changes)

Single making 30K – tax $4,500
Single making 50K – tax $12,500
Single making 75K – tax $18,750
Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K – tax $18,750
Married making 125K – tax $31,250

OBAMA
(reversion to pre-Bush tax cuts)


Single making 30K – tax $8,400
Single making 50K – tax $14,000
Single making 75K – tax $23,250
Married making 60K – tax $16,800
Married making 75K – tax $21,000
Married making 125K – tax $38,750

Under OBAMA, your taxes will more than DOUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does this effect you?

NO Explanation needed!

This is pretty straight-forward!

INHERITANCE TAX:

McCAIN 0% (No change, Bush repealed this tax)

OBAMA Restore the inheritance tax

How does this affect you? Many families have lost businesses, farms and ranches, and homes that have been in their families for generations because they could not afford the inheritance tax. Those willing their assets to loved ones will wind up losing them to these taxes.

*******NEW TAXES BEING PROPOSED BY OBAMA*******


* New government taxes proposed on homes that are more than 2,400 square feet


* New gasoline taxes (as if gas weren’t high enough already!)


* New taxes on natural resources consumption (heating gas, water, electricity)


* New taxes on retirement accounts and last but not least….

* New taxes to pay for government provided medical care so we can receive the same level of medical care as some other third-world countries!!!!!!!

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*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***

By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach, by doing ONE more Mitzvah.

*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***
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