Did you ever NOTICE, you can NEVER get things done!

Posted on July 28, 2008. Filed under: Advice, Interesting, Jokes | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D

This is how it develops:


I decide to water my garden.


As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.


As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.


I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.


I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.


So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.


But then I think, since I’m going to be near the mailbox, when I take-out the garbage any-way, I may as well, pay the bills first.


I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left


My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.


I’m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over.


I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide, I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.


As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye–they need to be watered.


I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning.


I decide, I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers.


I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly, I spot the TV remote, Someone left it on the kitchen table.


I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers.


I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.


Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day:


—-the car isn’t washed,
—-the bills aren’t paid,
—-there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
—-the flowers don’t have enough water,
—-there is still only 1 check in my check book,
—-I can’t find the remote,
—-I can’t find my glasses,
—-and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.


Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I’m really tired.


I realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it


BUT, first I’ll check my e-mail.

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*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***

By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah.

*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***
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Computers, Cell-phones & Travel deals!!!

Posted on July 23, 2008. Filed under: Advice, AT&T, Cash In Your Pocket!, Cell phones, Computers, Deals, Economy, Expedia, HP, Interesting, iPod, macBook, Make Money, Mobil Phones, Mobile Phones, Money Saving Tips, PCS, Save Some Cash!, Save Some Dough, Save Your Dough!, Sprint, Travel, travel deals, Travelocity, TYravelocity, Wireles | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D
the special link for Apple Mac Pro is as follows:
BUT, if you want to get the MacBook Air, it’s:

for MacBook Pro, it’s:
http://www.jdoqocy.com/email-2058503-10479797

For an iPod Classic, it’s:
http://www.jdoqocy.com/email-2058503-10497805

For HP’s Notebooks, starting at $499, it’s:
http://www.jdoqocy.com/email-2058503-10493652

for TigerDirect’s home-page, it’s:

Cell Phone Deals:
Now, if you want to change your Mobile phone and/or the company, I have a good company that does it for you, Online which in most cases, you get a NICE phone for FREE (After Rebate) and at times, IF you buy it during their promotions, you MAY EVEN, get some money back MORE than you paid for the phone, PLUS some FREE accessories.

So, I suggest, NOT to ‘jump the gun’ and buy one, right-away! But, to ‘wait it out’ and to shop for a while to see what else comes on the market.

For example, IF you sign-up with AT&T, now for the NEW Palm Centro, you MAKE $49.99, (After Rebate) and with Verizon, you get it for FREE, (After Rebate).

Every now and then, for the holidays, they have different promotions.

So, DON’T Rush into it. Wait a little bit and go and review it every few days to see if they have any new promotions with better deals!

Sometimes, the promotion is Free phone and sometimes you net about $20 to $79 in your pocket OR sometimes when there is NO promotion, you may need to pay something for some phones.

So, it depends on the phone, the plan you choose and the promotion.

Please remember the instructions:

On this website – Remember, you can change the carrier on the LEFT where it says:

Select Another Carrier

Then, where it says:
More AT&T (or whichever phone company you choose) Options

More Phones
Choose to see more phones

You need to look for a phone and then click on Select> button (green button on the right).

Also, you need to make-sure that your 1-year or 2-yr. contract has ALREADY expired with your current carrier, BEFORE you can UPGRADE to a new phone, unless you want to get a new plan from the following carrier:

The links for them are:

All Tel Wireless
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=FdNY90TC8/g&offerid=138108.10000217&type=4&subid=0

Wireless from AT&T
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=FdNY90TC8/g&offerid=138108.10000248&type=4&subid=0

Sprint PCS
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=FdNY90TC8/g&offerid=138108.10000266&type=4&subid=0

Verizon Wireless
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=FdNY90TC8/g&offerid=138108.10000278&type=4&subid=0

Baruch-Hashem, I got MOST of the companies’ special links, for your next trip for business:

Here are some links that you can use, so you can get some good deals and I can make some money, too!
Economy Travel:
Travelocity:
CheapTickets:
Hotwire:
Expedia, Inc.:
Travelation:
WestJet Airlines:

Travelzoo:

http://www.anrdoezrs.net/email-2058503-10563615

Hotels.com:
http://www.anrdoezrs.net/email-2058503-10433852

etc…etc..etc…

You tell me what you’re looking for and Be’ezras-Hashem, chances are: We can find you a better deal somewhere ONLINE!!!!

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*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***

By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah.

*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***
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