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“How NOT to Date a Persian Guy” PART 1 & 2

Posted on November 13, 2008. Filed under: Clean humor, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, Dating horror, Dating Nightmare, Ethnic Humor, How NOT to Date a Persian Guy, Humor, Persian Dating, Persian Dating horror, Persian Dating Nightmare, Persian Humor, Persian Jokes | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D


Dude!


Oh, Man!!!


It’s so TRUE!!!


“How NOT to Date a Persian Guy” PART 1 & 2


This is a short film about a nice Persian guy who takes a WACKO Crazy Persian girl on a date.


The lesson is for Persian girls to learn “How NOT to Date a Persian Guy”.


PART 1 of the adventure is at:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfWwOw1xXNU


Part 2 of this masterpiece is at:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzVMNYQCuOA


*** Warning (AKA disclaimer):

Firstly, Just, the beginning is a little PG-13 to R-rated, but the rest may be PG, so, be alarmed in advance, to keep the kids out of the room.

Secondly, NOT all Persian girls are like this and it is NOT indicative of how Persian young-ladies behave.

So, in advance, we apologize to anyone and everyone, this may offend!



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What might happen IF we LOSE the War in Iraq????

Posted on November 2, 2008. Filed under: Arabs/Moslems, Clean humor, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, cute, Funny, Humor, Islam, Jokes, Moslems, Poilitical Humor, Political, Political Jokes, We CRAVE Change, We NEED Change, What IF we lose Iraq, What IF we lose War in Iraq | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D

This is what someone e-mailed me about What might happen IF we LOSE the War in Iraq????



MY G-d!
What might happen IF we LOSE the War in Iraq????

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By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah.


*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***


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Funny, but, true: “We CRAVE Change”

Posted on October 12, 2008. Filed under: 2008 Candidates, Cash In Your Pocket!, Change, cute, Dude, Economy, Election, Election 2008, How Much CHANGE can YOU forget-about?!?!, How Much CHANGE do YOU Crave?!?!, Humor, Hussein, Interesting, Jokes, Money Saving Tips, NEW taxes, Obama, President, Presidential Elections, Presidential Elections 2008, Save Some Cash!, Save Some Dough, Save Your Dough!, Truth, We CRAVE Change, We NEED Change, weird | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D

I got this funny e-mail that spells-out the truth!!!!!

TO ALL MY FRIENDS & FAMILY….LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE……..FYI  only.
George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years.  The first six the economy was fine.
A little over one year ago:
1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
3) the unemployment rate was 4.5%.
4) the DOW JONES hit a record high–14,000 +
5) American’s were buying new cars, taking cruises, vacations overseas, living large!…

But American’s wanted ‘CHANGE’!  So, in 2006 they voted in a Democratic Congress and yes–we got ‘CHANGE’ all right. In the PAST YEAR:
1) Consumer confidence has plummeted ;
2) Gasoline is now over $4 to $6 (depending on where you live) a gallon & climbing!;
3) Unemployment is up to 5.5% (a 10% increase);
4) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $12 TRILLION
DOLLARS and prices still dropping;
5) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.
6) as I write, THE DOW is probing another low~~
$2.5 TRILLION DOLLARS HAS EVAPORATED FROM THEIR
STOCKS, BONDS & MUTUAL FUNDS INVESTMENT
PORTFOLIOS!
YES, IN 2006 AMERICA VOTED FOR CHANGE…AND WE SURE GOT IT!  ….
REMEMBER, THE PRESIDENT HAS NO CONTROL OVER ANY OF THESE ISSUES, ONLY CONGRESS.
AND WHAT HAS CONGRESS DONE IN THE LAST TWO YEARS, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. (Other $168 Billion added by the Democrats as an incentive to pass the $700 Billion of NEEDed money that the taxpayers, their children, their grand-children and many generations after them will be paying for)
NOW THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS GOING TO REALLY GIVE US CHANGE ALONG WITH A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS!!!!
JUST HOW MUCH MORE ‘CHANGE’ DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND?

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By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah.

*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***


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Happy Jewish New Year of 5769 – K’siva Vechasima Tova

Posted on September 28, 2008. Filed under: 2008 Candidates, 5769, Animated fun, Biden, candidates, Clean humor, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, cute, Dude, Election, Election 2008, Fun, Funny, G'zunt, Happiness, happy 5769, happy New Year, Hatzlacha, Humor, Interesting, Jewish New Year, Jewish traditions, John, John McCain, Jokes, K'siva, K'tiva, McCain, Nachas, New year, New Year 5769, Obama, Palin, Parnasa, Parnassa, Peace, Rosh, Rosh Hashana, Rosh Hashanah, Shana, Shana Tova, sweet, Tova, True, Truth | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

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I’d like to wish you all, “a Happy Jewish New Year of 5769 – K’siva Vechasima Tova Leshana Tova Umesuka”

Listen & Watch!

I thought I was a man of many words, BUT i was going-over some of the messages sent to me by my other friends and/or family members, i thought to myself: “Why plagiarize when I can send some funny YouTube videos your way that seem to be NOT only Kosher but also, a little cute!”

Rosh Hashana Rap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjlnTh26lyk&feature=related

All the candidates get-together to wish you a happy Rosh-Hashana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJhSKW9n13s&feature=related

Children singing for Rosh-Hashana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUezP9Eu4m0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QK2c3c0PQ

ok, OK, Ok! I know!!!!

Oddly!

You did NOT (?!?!?) like them!

So, I’ll just say (while plagiarizing from ONLY some of the clichés other people sent me):

“May you & your loved ones be inscribed and sealed – K’siva Vechasima Tova – in the book of life, Leshana Tova Umesuka (for a Good, Happy & Sweet Year)”

AND: “No matter what we did or said to each-other, it’s time to forgive & forget, even-if some of us are hardcore Obama freaks who can NOT see the truth”

AND: “Brachos of HaGaFeN (Hatzlacha – Success, G’zunt – Health, Parnassa –Abundant livelihood and Nachas – Joy to enjoy it all) in new upcoming year!!!!”

And last, but NOT the least: “I wish you, all the best from the bottom of my heart!”

Because, I want to say of all of the above, BUT, I think, other people just say it more eloquently!

In case you need to find a Synagogue near to attend the Rosh-Hashana services, please go to the following website:


http://www.chabad.org/holidays/jewishnewyear/calendar_events.htm

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*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***

By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah.

*** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! ***


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