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I’ve been wondering how and when Halloween turned into the idol that it is nowadays!!!!

Posted on October 30, 2008. Filed under: Attorneys, Clean humor, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, cute, Dude, Funny, Halloween, Holidays, Idols, Interesting, Lawsuits, Make Money, sweet, Truth | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D

I’ve been wondering how and when Halloween turned into the idol that it is nowadays!!!!

Do any of you know?!?!

Well, I tried to search for it Online.

I went to Wikipedia address below:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween

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So, Now, my perspective on all of the above stuff:

You know due to reasons like the fact that there are attorneys in this world & they like to start lawsuits for copyright infringements, we had to shorten the parts we copied & pasted to this Blog!

According to what I could figure-out from pages & pages of many different peoples’ contributions to that article, it all started by some churches around the world who seemingly wanted to keep people busy and scared of dead people, so they’d go to church more often!!!!!!

Did you know that according to Wikipedia: “According to B.I.G. research conducted a survey for the National Retail Federation in the United States and found that 53.3% of consumers planned to buy a costume for Halloween 2005, spending $38.11 on average (up 10 dollars from the year before). They were also expected to spend $4.96 billion in 2006, up significantly from just $3.3 billion the previous year”?

So, whose fault is it, anyways?!?!?!

Who exactly made it the idol with the worldwide following that it is nowadays??!!?

Who knows!

BUT, all I know is that the farmers who grow the pumpkins, the wholesalers, the distributors, truck-drivers who bring these useless pumpkins to our cities and the supermarkets, the guys with EMPTY lots who get to fill their lots, a couple of times a year for the 2 parts of the year on Halloween and for the useless green trees in about a month to month & half from now, to the so-on & so-on & so-on who get to make money off of us!

Let’s NOT forget about the costume related people, to the party-makers, alcoholic beverage makers, bars, restaurants, party-planners, …..and so-on!

Dude!

Does that justify that we are feeding an idol?!?!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT, it is a great business, though for all of them!

Also, some of those attorneys like to start lawsuits for those who mock their clients like when Oprah just went-off on those meat-producers of America or some group like that!

(NOT that we want Oprah’s attorneys to contact us, either!)

Now that I think of it, perhaps, I should come-up with my own idol that makes Zillions & Zillions of Dollars or ECU’s!


So, with all the people involved with all of the above and many other industries we forgot to mention who MUST have their own attorneys, just waiting for someone to offend their clients, so that they could just etc…..

Those attorneys, MUST have their own attorneys waiting to start class-action lawsuits on-behalf of their clients….

Which leads me to another point, now that I landed so far from where I originally took-off from!

So, Who made lawsuits their own idols we so faithfully worhip??!!??

Well, that’s its own topic of discussion for another time, BUT, I forgot to do all the things I had to do, as I have run out of time!

Until next time!


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Since when do we vote for US Flag-Burners to become presidents of our country?!?!?!?!

Posted on October 30, 2008. Filed under: 2008 Candidates, Advice, Barack Hussein Obama, cute, Dude, Election, Election 2008, Flag-Burner Presidential Candidate, How Much CHANGE can YOU forget-about?!?!, How Much CHANGE do YOU Crave?!?!, Hussein, Interesting, John McCain, McCain, Moslems, Obama, Palin, Peace, Political, President, Presidential Elections, Presidential Elections 2008, True, Truth, Twilight Zone, We CRAVE Change, We NEED Change | Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D

This is what someone e-mailed me about what Dale Lindsborg of Washington Post recently wrote:

The opinion polls lead you to believe too many folks have already drank the Kool-Aid!



MY G-d! I hope everyone is listening, before it is too late.
Subject: Wow be sure to read to the last paragraph

Perhaps there are SOME out there who are beginning to get ‘the picture’. The following is a narrative taken from Sunday Morning’s televised ‘Meet The Press’. and the author is employed by none other than the Washington Post!! Yeah……the Washington Post of New York and Los Angeles Times fame!! Must say that I’m dually impressed………………
From Sunday’s Televised ‘Meet the Press’ Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag. Obama Explains National Anthem Stance

Sun, 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, General Bill Ginn’ USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain why he doesn’t follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.

The General also stated to the Senator that according to the United States Code,


Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171… During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. At the very least, ‘Stand and Face It’

Senator Obama Live on Sunday states, ‘As I’ve said about the flag pin, I don’t want to be perceived as taking sides, Obama said.

‘There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song ‘I’d Like To Teach the World To Sing.’ If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it.’We should consider to reinvent our National Anthem as well as to redesign our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It’s my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we as a Nation of warring people, should conduct ourselves as the nations of Islam, whereas peace prevails. Perhaps a state or period of mutual concord between our governments. When I become President, I will seek a pact or agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation have placed upon the nations of Islam an unfair injustice. My wife disrespects the Flag for many personal reasons. Together she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past, many years ago. She has her views and I have mine’. Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put aside my hatred. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path of hope. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country’s First Family.
Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America.

WHAAAAAAAT the Hell !!!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it right. This could possibly be our next President.

I, for one, am speechless.

Dale Lindsborg ,

Washington Post


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Funny, but, true: “We CRAVE Change”

Posted on October 12, 2008. Filed under: 2008 Candidates, Cash In Your Pocket!, Change, cute, Dude, Economy, Election, Election 2008, How Much CHANGE can YOU forget-about?!?!, How Much CHANGE do YOU Crave?!?!, Humor, Hussein, Interesting, Jokes, Money Saving Tips, NEW taxes, Obama, President, Presidential Elections, Presidential Elections 2008, Save Some Cash!, Save Some Dough, Save Your Dough!, Truth, We CRAVE Change, We NEED Change, weird | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D

I got this funny e-mail that spells-out the truth!!!!!

TO ALL MY FRIENDS & FAMILY….LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE……..FYI  only.
George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years.  The first six the economy was fine.
A little over one year ago:
1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
3) the unemployment rate was 4.5%.
4) the DOW JONES hit a record high–14,000 +
5) American’s were buying new cars, taking cruises, vacations overseas, living large!…

But American’s wanted ‘CHANGE’!  So, in 2006 they voted in a Democratic Congress and yes–we got ‘CHANGE’ all right. In the PAST YEAR:
1) Consumer confidence has plummeted ;
2) Gasoline is now over $4 to $6 (depending on where you live) a gallon & climbing!;
3) Unemployment is up to 5.5% (a 10% increase);
4) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $12 TRILLION
DOLLARS and prices still dropping;
5) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.
6) as I write, THE DOW is probing another low~~
$2.5 TRILLION DOLLARS HAS EVAPORATED FROM THEIR
STOCKS, BONDS & MUTUAL FUNDS INVESTMENT
PORTFOLIOS!
YES, IN 2006 AMERICA VOTED FOR CHANGE…AND WE SURE GOT IT!  ….
REMEMBER, THE PRESIDENT HAS NO CONTROL OVER ANY OF THESE ISSUES, ONLY CONGRESS.
AND WHAT HAS CONGRESS DONE IN THE LAST TWO YEARS, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. (Other $168 Billion added by the Democrats as an incentive to pass the $700 Billion of NEEDed money that the taxpayers, their children, their grand-children and many generations after them will be paying for)
NOW THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS GOING TO REALLY GIVE US CHANGE ALONG WITH A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS!!!!
JUST HOW MUCH MORE ‘CHANGE’ DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND?

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Happy Jewish New Year of 5769 – K’siva Vechasima Tova

Posted on September 28, 2008. Filed under: 2008 Candidates, 5769, Animated fun, Biden, candidates, Clean humor, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, cute, Dude, Election, Election 2008, Fun, Funny, G'zunt, Happiness, happy 5769, happy New Year, Hatzlacha, Humor, Interesting, Jewish New Year, Jewish traditions, John, John McCain, Jokes, K'siva, K'tiva, McCain, Nachas, New year, New Year 5769, Obama, Palin, Parnasa, Parnassa, Peace, Rosh, Rosh Hashana, Rosh Hashanah, Shana, Shana Tova, sweet, Tova, True, Truth | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

BS”D

I’d like to wish you all, “a Happy Jewish New Year of 5769 – K’siva Vechasima Tova Leshana Tova Umesuka”

Listen & Watch!

I thought I was a man of many words, BUT i was going-over some of the messages sent to me by my other friends and/or family members, i thought to myself: “Why plagiarize when I can send some funny YouTube videos your way that seem to be NOT only Kosher but also, a little cute!”

Rosh Hashana Rap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjlnTh26lyk&feature=related

All the candidates get-together to wish you a happy Rosh-Hashana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJhSKW9n13s&feature=related

Children singing for Rosh-Hashana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUezP9Eu4m0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QK2c3c0PQ

ok, OK, Ok! I know!!!!

Oddly!

You did NOT (?!?!?) like them!

So, I’ll just say (while plagiarizing from ONLY some of the clichés other people sent me):

“May you & your loved ones be inscribed and sealed – K’siva Vechasima Tova – in the book of life, Leshana Tova Umesuka (for a Good, Happy & Sweet Year)”

AND: “No matter what we did or said to each-other, it’s time to forgive & forget, even-if some of us are hardcore Obama freaks who can NOT see the truth”

AND: “Brachos of HaGaFeN (Hatzlacha – Success, G’zunt – Health, Parnassa –Abundant livelihood and Nachas – Joy to enjoy it all) in new upcoming year!!!!”

And last, but NOT the least: “I wish you, all the best from the bottom of my heart!”

Because, I want to say of all of the above, BUT, I think, other people just say it more eloquently!

In case you need to find a Synagogue near to attend the Rosh-Hashana services, please go to the following website:


http://www.chabad.org/holidays/jewishnewyear/calendar_events.htm

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