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Posted on November 2, 2008. Filed under: Arabs/Moslems, Clean humor, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, cute, Funny, Humor, Islam, Jokes, Moslems, Poilitical Humor, Political, Political Jokes, We CRAVE Change, We NEED Change, What IF we lose Iraq, What IF we lose War in Iraq | Tags: Arabs, Arabs/Moslems, Clean humor, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, cute, Funny, Humor, Islam, Jokes, Poilitical Humor, Political Jokes, We CRAVE Change, We NEED Change, What IF we lose Iraq, What IF we lose War in Iraq |
BS”D This is what someone e-mailed me about What might happen IF we LOSE the War in Iraq???? MY G-d! What might happen IF we LOSE the War in Iraq???? ———————————————————————— *** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! *** By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah. *** [...]
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Posted on October 12, 2008. Filed under: 2008 Candidates, Cash In Your Pocket!, Change, cute, Dude, Economy, Election, Election 2008, How Much CHANGE can YOU forget-about?!?!, How Much CHANGE do YOU Crave?!?!, Humor, Hussein, Interesting, Jokes, Money Saving Tips, NEW taxes, Obama, President, Presidential Elections, Presidential Elections 2008, Save Some Cash!, Save Some Dough, Save Your Dough!, Truth, We CRAVE Change, We NEED Change, weird | Tags: 2008 Candidates, Barack, Barack Hussein Obama, Barak, Biden, Bush, candidates, Change, cute, Dude, Economy, Elecction, Election 2008, George, George Bush, How Much CHANGE can YOU forget-about?!?!, How Much CHANGE do YOU Crave?!?!, Hussein, NEW taxes, Obama, President, Presidential Elections, Presidential Elections 2008, Vote, We CRAVE Change, We NEED Change |
BS”D I got this funny e-mail that spells-out the truth!!!!! TO ALL MY FRIENDS & FAMILY….LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE……..FYI only. George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six the economy was fine. A little over one year ago: 1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high; 2) Regular gasoline [...]
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Posted on September 28, 2008. Filed under: 2008 Candidates, 5769, Animated fun, Biden, candidates, Clean humor, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, cute, Dude, Election, Election 2008, Fun, Funny, G'zunt, Happiness, happy 5769, happy New Year, Hatzlacha, Humor, Interesting, Jewish New Year, Jewish traditions, John, John McCain, Jokes, K'siva, K'tiva, McCain, Nachas, New year, New Year 5769, Obama, Palin, Parnasa, Parnassa, Peace, Rosh, Rosh Hashana, Rosh Hashanah, Shana, Shana Tova, sweet, Tova, True, Truth | Tags: 2008 Candidates, 5769, Animated fun, Biden, candidates, Clean humor, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, cute, Dude, Election, Election 2008, Fun, Funny, G'zunt, Happiness, happy 5769, happy New Year, Hatzlacha, Humor, Jewish New Year, John, John McCain, K'siva, K'tiva, McCain, Nachas, New year, New Year 5769, Obama, Palin, Parnasa, Parnassa, Peace, Rosh, Rosh Hashana, Rosh Hashanah, Shana, Shana Tova, sweet, Tova |
BS”D I’d like to wish you all, “a Happy Jewish New Year of 5769 – K’siva Vechasima Tova Leshana Tova Umesuka” Listen & Watch! I thought I was a man of many words, BUT i was going-over some of the messages sent to me by my other friends and/or family members, i thought to myself: [...]
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Posted on August 4, 2008. Filed under: Interesting, Jokes | Tags: Funny, hahaha, Interesting, Jokes |
BS”D Can You Read This???? Try to read this. fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 out of 100 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at [...]
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Posted on July 30, 2008. Filed under: Jokes | Tags: 000, 10, California, California Highway patrol, Eggs, hahaha, Hatch, Highway, Joke, Mexican, Mexican Eggs, Motorcycle, Pacific Coast Highway, patrol, PCH, sqeeze, trooper |
Two Mexicans are riding along the Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike. They experience a break down and start to hitch a ride. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can be of some help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as [...]
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Posted on July 28, 2008. Filed under: Advice, Interesting, Jokes | Tags: Advice, Advise, Book, EVER, Flower, garden, Glass, hahaha, Interesting, Joke, Jokes, Notice, Towel, TV, washing, water, Wow! |
BS”D This is how it develops: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the [...]
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Posted on July 28, 2008. Filed under: Jokes, Money Saving Tips, Political, Save Your Dough! | Tags: $10000, 10, 1000, Advice, Advise, Botttles, Cans, cycle, Enron, Investment, Joke, Jokes, Mice, Money, Money Saving Tips, Mouse, Nortel, Recycle, recycling, Save Cash, Save Some Dough, Save Your Dough!, Stocks, Stocks & Investment, Wine, Worldcom, Zilch |
BS”D If you had purchased $1,000.00 of: Nortel stock a few years ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom (BEFORE it was sold to Verizon for Zilch), you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1,000 of [...]
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Posted on July 28, 2008. Filed under: Advice, Jokes, Please, Rodeo | Tags: 50, Advice, Advise, Avoid, bull, cow, cows, exhibit, exhibits, Joke, Jokes, mate, mated, mating, medical, Please, recovery, rib, ribs, Rodeo, times, wife |
BS”D My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: ‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs …Smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times [...]
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Posted on July 28, 2008. Filed under: Interesting, Jokes, Political | Tags: 60's, Alabama, Alabama Medical Center, Clean Joke, Clean Jokes, Emergency room, Joke, Jokes |
Place: EMERGENCY ROOM ALABAMA MEDICAL CENTER Date: The 60′s!! One guy said to me: “I could be wrong, but judging by his hat, this guy ain’t gonna make it!!!!” BUT, if you believe in G-o-d and you see NO COLORS, a patient is just a patient, NO Matter IF he is even a piece garbage [...]
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Posted on July 28, 2008. Filed under: Interesting, Jokes | Tags: art, carv, carve, crave, food, food carving, fruit, fruits, Funny, hahaha, Interesting, Joke, Jokes, picture, pictures |
BS”D This is a cool view at food & fruits: ———————————————————————— *** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! *** By the way, You, too, can help hasten the coming of Moshiach by doing ONE more Mitzvah. *** We WANT Moshiach, Now!!! *** ————————————————————————
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